“18 punts in a row, just like the Buffalo Bills.” –Daniel Tosh

Sunglasses required

I don’t want a large Farva. I want a liter of cola.

Ploop and poop. Did he, or didn’t he?

I think he did. I report, you decide:

PITA bread

So named because it’s difficult to make.

“Fum” is not a word.

Keep it up, and you could be a three-time personal chef

I Said

Skeletal high-five

Some gloves are coming off.